Turn (Retired)
Turn (Retired)
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Choices are made every day to brave the frost and walk through the haze to turn the key. You drop the ball when you forget you have a choice. It is OK. It will be OK. You are OK. Allow the sun to wash over your cheeks. You have another chance to try. #dontffuckitup
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Shipping
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Return Policy
Return Policy
We have a 30 day return policy on eligible items. If you are not entirely satisfied with your purchase, we are here to help: READ MORE
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
We reduce packaging waste whenever possible. Please recycle, or reuse as much packaging material as possible.
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