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Love Machine

Love Machine

Regular price $555.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $555.00 USD
Sale Sold

OHM is just a LOVE MACHINE. We don’t work for nobody, but you.

Love is a product of our hearts, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t come through effort. Machines require maintenance. When we take care of our bodies and maintain them with proper fuel our production increases. Love is created in the machine of our minds and hearts using the fuel Oxytocin, Dopamine, and Serotonin, plus a little bit of magic glitter dust. We can’t create these chemicals without each other and we can’t maintain love without maintaining our machines.

Each generation takes the love provided to them and uses it as fuel to create more love! Love begets love! Help us maintain the love machine and keep these gears, and our joints, moving.

Without you moving our bits, none of us would be here together OHMing. It’s high time you understand that love is all we have to give.

Design by Emmett Lalish https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:243278

Each LOVE MACHINE is serialized, engraved with an individual code, and accompanied by a certificate of authenticity.

*** This is a custom order item and requires 6-8 weeks to ship. Sales are final, no returns, no refunds. ***

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All orders ship from Washington, USA. View our full shipping policy HERE

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We have a 30 day return policy on eligible items. If you are not entirely satisfied with your purchase, we are here to help: READ MORE

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We reduce packaging waste whenever possible. Please recycle, or reuse as much packaging material as possible.

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Always Free US Shipping

All orders ship from Washington, USA. We offer free economy shipping to all US States. 

Packages are shipped with a tracking number. International shipping also avaialable.